THE GOAT the game – 
how to play 🐐
 

Welcome, Legend 🍻

You’re holding the Greatest Of All Time bar crawl card game. Whether you're out with your crew, celebrating something big or just making Thursday night a vibe, THE GOAT the game is here to turn your night into an unforgettable experience.
Expect banter, belly laughs & maybe a few questionable decisions. Let's get into it.

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What’s Inside?

  • 101 unique challenge cards, included in this are 6 Wildcards. There’s a wild mix of games, dares & curveballs. From nostalgic throwbacks to brain benders & body blasters - these cards will test your wit, guts, charm & maybe even your lung capacity!
  • The Official Rulebook
  • Your own THE GOAT the game Pouch - perfect for keeping cards together on the go
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Who Can Play?

  • Players: 3-12 (trust us, it’s more fun when everyone’s in on it)
  • Ages: 18+/21+ (Check local laws)
  • Game Duration: 1 – 4 + hours (enough for a full day or night out)
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Objective

Complete the ultimate bar crawl challenge! There are 101 cards, each one packed with chaos, challenges & choices. The goal? Survive the crawl, complete as many cards as you can & make it to the final bar with your dignity (mostly) intact.


There’s no scoreboard - just you & your crew making memories! At the end, when the night winds down (or the bar kicks you out), the group votes for the MVP. Biggest legend wins the title and will be crowned…THE GOAT!!! 🐐


Don’t forget to crown them in true GOAT fashion with something epic – a pint glass, traffic cone, party hat or whatever random object is lying around & screams “Legend”!


They also must be referred to as THE GOAT for the rest of the night – NO exceptions. Bragging rights are forever!

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Drink What You Like

Shots, Shoey’s, Sips of beer, wine, vodka, soft drink, juice or water – whatever floats your GOAT!


This game’s all about joining in, not what you’re drinking!

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HOW TO PLAY – THE GOAT the game

AKA: The (mostly) official rules – but feel free to bend them, break them or make your own!


THE GOAT the game is here for a good time, not a serious time. It's all about fun, good vibes & legendary memories – not peer pressure, awkward moments or doing things you're not comfortable with.


We’ve designed THE GOAT the game with fun times & good intentions at its core – but how you play is totally up to you.


Every crew has their own vibe & this game is made to fit yours. So, here's how it technically works...but also, feel free to GOAT your own way!
 

  1. Shuffle the Deck
    Give the cards a good shuffle.
    The player who goes first is the youngest in the group.
    Play then continues in age order, from youngest to oldest.
    (Don’t think too hard….It’s a bar crawl, not a maths test! Just go with it 😉)
     
     
  2. Take Turns Drawing Cards
    On your turn, pick a card. It’s time to see what the bar gods have in store for you!

    Some challenges and penalties are hilarious out loud. Others? Not so much – they're better kept on the DL! So read the whole card in your head first – if it’s safe to say out loud & won’t ruin the challenge or penalty, go for it. Otherwise, just go ahead & do the damn thing!

    Rise to the challenge, like the GOAT you are. If you fail the challenge, you must cop it on the chin & complete the penalty.

    Players cannot pull the same card twice in one session. 

    Can't decide if someone did the challenge properly? Group vote decides if it counts - majority rules!
     
     
  3. Group Cards & Wildcards
    Some cards involve the whole group, voting or public challenges. When these pop up, everyone gets involved. Don't be shy – you're in this together!
     
     
  4. Additional (Optional) Rules:
    New World Order - RULE
    The group picks a common word (like “drink” or “bar”), that no one can say for the remainder of the bar crawl. If you say it, you take a sip for each slip up.

    Use Your Strong Hand - RULE
    The group must only pick up drinks with their non-dominant hand. Slip up & use your usual hand? Whoops – take a sip!
     
     
  5. Winning: The game ends when…
    The group completes the bar crawl route OR the majority decide to stop playing. Then the group vote collectively to pick the MVP, who will be crowned THE GOAT!!! 🐐
     
     
  6. Choose your vibe
    Yes, cards have drinking penalties - but alcohol is 100% optional.
    Non-drinkers can sub in fitness dares, funny forfeits or whatever makes the group laugh!

    Pick your own adventure. Hydrate or dominate. Just chill & no peer pressure.

    If someone’s not feeling it, no stress – swap out their card for a fun dare or a group-approved challenge. Keep it fun, not forceful.
    Stick to what the bar allows - be legends, not liabilities! No breaking stuff, respect the space, the staff & don't make it weird for other bar-goers.

    As this game was designed with bar crawls in mind, whenever the vibe says it's time to move venues…go with it!
     
     
  7. House rules = Your rules
    Every bar, every crew, every night is different, so feel free to remix the rules - add your own penalties, flip penalties into challenges (or vice versa), invent new rules midgame or unleash full chaos mode…if that’s your vibe! This game’s just your starting lineup. The rest? That’s on you.
    Playing at home? On a boat? In the middle of nowhere? No worries – THE GOAT the game is built for bar crawls but can be played literally anywhere. Some cards might need a little creative tweak to fit your location, so adapt as you need & keep the good times rolling.

     
  8. Don’t be a dick!
    Most IMPORTANTLY…Keep it fun. Keep it safe. Respect your mates, your surroundings & yourself.
    Know your limits. Look out for each other & for the love of GOAT, we hope you're wearing closed-toe shoes…otherwise that Shoey’s going to be extra spicy!
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Liability Waiver

By playing THE GOAT the game, you agree to the following:

  • Participation is 100% voluntary & at your own risk
  • You assume full responsibility for your actions & their 
    consequences

The creators, distributors & affiliates of THE GOAT the game are not 
responsible or liable for any of the following during or after gameplay:

  • Injuries (physical or emotional)
  • Property damage
  • Legal consequences (fines, venue bans, removal, etc.)
  • Any incidents resulting from misuse of the game

Use of this product constitutes a full waiver of liability against the 
creators, distributors & any associated entities.

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That’s it – Simple. Social. A little bit spicy. With GOAT-level antics to fuel the group chat for weeks!


You've got the cards. You've got the crew. Now hit the streets & cause some controlled chaos!


Grab a drink, draw a card & let the night begin…
Let’s GOAT!!🐐🍻

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⚠️ Stay Smart, Stay Safe

This game is about good times, not bad decisions.

  • Adults 18+/21+ (Check local laws)
  • Drink responsibly
  • Never drink alcohol & drive any mode of transport
  • Respect the venues, staff, your crew & strangers
  • Participation is voluntary & at your own risk
  • Don't pressure anyone & look out for each other – you’re a team
  • THE GOAT the game & its creators are not liable for any injuries,         damages or legal consequences as results of playing this game
  • And most importantly: Don’t be a dick!

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