THE GOAT the game

Name: THE GOAT the game
Brand: THE GOAT the game
Price: 59.95 AUD
Availability: InStock

Make Every Moment Legendary With Your Ultimate Bar Crawl Companion!

$59.95

Party-ready with no setup, no props - Just good vibes

101 Cards. Zero boredom. From Wedding Proposals & Pick-Up Lines to Karaoke, Shoeys & More

Water resistant, bar-proof for sticky nights & spilled pints

Pocket-sized & portable - Slips easily into your pocket or handbag

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Description

Ready to turn an ordinary night out into a legendary story you’ll be laughing about for years? THE GOAT the game is the ultimate bar crawl card game for crews who want more than just drinks - they want memories. Built for laughter, banter & nights you’ll actually remember (well… mostly!).

Whether you’re bar hopping, hosting pre-drinks or chilling at a backyard hang, THE GOAT the game brings people together for unforgettable moments. From convincing a stranger you’re famous & posting a viral dance, to strutting like it’s fashion week, texting an ex or debating a trending topic with a stranger...there's never a dull moment!

Your ultimate bar crawl companion is compact - sleek, lightweight, travel-friendly & ready for fun. Whether it’s a birthday, bucks, hens, race day, graduation, halloween, christmas party, holiday or a random Saturday night out with friends, THE GOAT the game isn’t just a game - it’s the spark that takes your night from good to GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Product Dimensions

The Box: 130 × 100 × 50mm (5.1 × 3.9 × 2in) – sturdy, sleek & easy to carry

The Cards: 60 × 90mm (2.4 × 3.5in) – 101 premium cards stacked at 38mm (1.5in) thick, ready for hours of wild fun

The Pouch: 110 × 140mm (4.3 × 5.5in) – lightweight & reusable, so you can take the game anywhere

Total weight: Under 300g (less than your average iPhone & case), so it won’t weigh you down

Shipping & Processing

Processing time: We’ll have your order picked, packed & on its way within 48 hours (2 business days). Orders over weekends or public holidays kick off the next business day.

Shipping (within Australia):

Standard Post: 2-7 business days

Express Post: 1-3 business days

Shipping (International):

Please email us directly for rates at support@thegoatthegame.com.

(Times are estimates from Australia Post & can vary with weather, remote locations or busy periods - but we’ll always keep you in the loop if there’s a delay.)

We want THE GOAT the game to be a vibe from the moment it lands. But if something’s not right,

you’ve got 14 days from delivery to request a refund or exchange. Item must be unused, sealed & in original packaging. Keep your receipt or proof of purchase handy.

To start a return, email us at support@thegoatthegame.com with your order number. Once approved, we’ll send return instructions & process your refund or exchange within 2-3 business days of receiving it.

How To Play

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Welcome, Legend!

Meet your Ultimate Bar Crawl Companion - in card game form.
Out with your crew, celebrating big or just turning a random Thursday into a vibe

THE GOAT the game brings just the right amount of chaos, laughs & memories you’ll still be talking about (or trying to piece together) the next day!

Expect banter, belly laughs & a few questionable decisions. Let’s make it legendary.

Join hundreds of other happy players who can't get enough of THE GOAT the game!

What’s InSIDE THE GOAT?

101 unique cards + 6 Wildcards - Inside, you’ll find challenges & penalties that guarantee non-stop laughs, epic memories & unmatched vibes. Packed with mischief, mayhem & curveballs that will test your wit, guts, charm & maybe even your lung capacity! From nostalgic throwbacks & brain-benders, to body-blasters & group dares, every card guarantees laughs, a little chaos & memories your crew won’t forget

The Official Rulebook - Quick to read, simple, stress-free, zero confusion. Want to complicate things? There’s an extended rules list below…if you dare

THE GOAT the game Pouch - Perfect for keeping cards together on the go, because losing cards mid-party is not an option

THE CREW HAS SPOKEN

What Real Players Are Saying

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

You Ask. We GOAT.

Do I need to drink to play?

Nope! Booze is totally optional – THE GOAT is just as fun with water, soft drink or whatever’s in your glass. Drinks or not, laughs are guaranteed. Play it your way, no pressure, just good times.

How many players do I need?

Ideally 3–12 players is the sweet spot, but don’t sweat it if your crew’s bigger - the more, the merrier! Hit the end of the deck? Shuffle, draw again & keep the fun-fest rolling. Every card’s a new chance to flex your wit, guts or charm. Swap challenges, play your way & carve your name into bar-crawl history.

Can I use it at a house party or somewhere chill?

Absolutely! THE GOAT works just as well at house parties, pre-drinks or a chill night with your crew. Sure, a few cards are bar-themed, but it’s your game – tweak it, swap it & play it your way. Loud or laid-back, it always brings the vibes.

What if I spill a drink on the cards?

Spilled a drink? Classic! Lucky for you the cards have a protective coating, so they can handle the occasional splash. Just wipe ’em off, let ’em dry, pretend it never happened & you’re back in the game.

If the cards take a full dunk (not ideal or recommended), wipe off any excess liquid & lay them flat to air dry. They might get a little battle-worn, but most will bounce back.

Is it easy to play?

Super easy. No confusing rules, no complicated setup - just shuffle the deck, draw a card & you’re straight into the action. It’s designed so you spend less time in the fine print, decoding instructions & more time making memories with your crew.

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