THE GOAT the game

Name: THE GOAT the game
Brand: THE GOAT the game
Price: 59.95 AUD
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Make Every Moment Legendary With Your Ultimate Bar Crawl Companion!

$59.95

Party-ready with no setup, no props - Just good vibes

101 Cards. Zero boredom. From Wedding Proposals & Pick-Up Lines to Karaoke, Shoeys & More

Water resistant, bar-proof for sticky nights & spilled pints

Pocket-sized & portable - Slips easily into your pocket or handbag

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GREAT FOR ANY DAY OR NIGHT OUT

$59.95

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Welcome, Legend!

Meet your Ultimate Bar Crawl Companion - in card game form.
Out with your crew, celebrating big or just turning a random Thursday into a vibe

THE GOAT the game brings just the right amount of chaos, laughs & memories you’ll still be talking about (or trying to piece together) the next day!

Expect banter, belly laughs & a few questionable decisions. Let’s make it legendary.

Join hundreds of other happy players who can't get enough of THE GOAT the game!

What’s InSIDE THE GOAT?

101 unique cards + 6 Wildcards - Inside, you’ll find challenges & penalties that guarantee non-stop laughs, epic memories & unmatched vibes. Packed with mischief, mayhem & curveballs that will test your wit, guts, charm & maybe even your lung capacity! From nostalgic throwbacks & brain-benders, to body-blasters & group dares, every card guarantees laughs, a little chaos & memories your crew won’t forget

The Official Rulebook - Quick to read, simple, stress-free, zero confusion. Want to complicate things? There’s an extended rules list below…if you dare

THE GOAT the game Pouch - Perfect for keeping cards together on the go, because losing cards mid-party is not an option

Who Can Play?

PLAYERS

3-12 Players (trust us, it’s more fun when everyone’s in on it)

AGES

Adults ONLY - 18+/21+ years

(Check local laws)

Game Duration

1 – 4 + hours (enough for a full day or night out)

THE OBJECTIVE

GOAT Goals - CLAIM YOUR CROWN

Complete the ultimate bar crawl challenge!

There are 101 cards, each one packed with a little chaos, curated challenges & penalties. The goal? Survive the crawl, tackle as many cards as you can and make it to the final bar with your dignity (mostly) intact. There’s no scoreboard - just you & your crew making memories.

At the end, when the night winds down (or the bar kicks you out), the group votes for the MVP. Biggest legend wins the title & will be crowned….THE GOAT!!! 🐐

Don’t forget to crown them in true GOAT fashion with something epic – a pint glass, traffic cone, party hat or whatever random object is lying around & screams “Legend”.

They also must be referred to as THE GOAT for the rest of the night – NO exceptions!

CHOOSE YOUR DRINK

Drink YOUR WAY

Shots, Shoey’s, Sips of beer, wine, vodka, soft drink, juice or water – whatever floats your GOAT!

This game’s all about joining in, not what you’re drinking.

Always Drink Responsibly.

HOW TO PLAY

THE GOAT the game

The (mostly) official rules – but feel free to bend them, break them or make your own!

THE GOAT the game is here for a good time, not a serious time. It's all about fun, good vibes & legendary memories – not peer pressure, awkward moments or doing things you're not comfortable with. THE GOAT the game was designed for fun – but how you play is totally up to you. Every crew has their own vibe & this game is made to fit yours. Here's how it technically works...but feel free to GOAT your own way!

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Shuffle the Deck

Give the cards a good shuffle.The player who goes first is the youngest in the group. Play then continues in age order, from youngest to oldest. (Don’t think too hard….It’s a bar crawl, not a maths test! Just go with it 😉)

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Take Turns Drawing Cards

On your turn, pick a card. It’s time to see what the bar gods have in store for you. Some challenges and penalties are hilarious out loud. Others? Not so much – they're better kept on the DL! So read the whole card in your head first – if it’s safe to say out loud and won’t ruin the challenge or penalty, go for it.

Otherwise, just go ahead and do the damn thing!Rise to the challenge, like the GOAT you are. If you fail the challenge, you must cop it on the chin and complete the penalty. Players cannot pull the same card twice in one session. Can't decide if someone did the challenge properly? Group vote decides if it counts - majority rules!

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Group Cards & Wildcards

Some cards involve the whole group, voting or public challenges. When these pop up, everyone gets involved. Don't be shy – you're in this together!

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Optional Rule: New World Order

The group picks a common word (like “drink” or “bar”), that no one can say for the remainder of the bar crawl. If you say it, you take a sip for each slip up.

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Optional Rule: Use Your Strong Hand

The group must only pick up drinks with their non-dominant hand. Slip up & use your usual hand? Whoops – take a sip!

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Winning: The game ends when…

The group completes the bar crawl route OR the majority decide to stop playing. Then the group vote collectively to pick the MVP, who will be crowned THE GOAT!!! 🐐

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Choose your vibe

Yes, cards have drinking penalties - but alcohol is 100% optional. Non-drinkers can sub in fitness dares, funny forfeits or whatever makes the group laugh! Pick your own adventure. Hydrate or dominate. Just chill and no peer pressure. If someone’s not feeling it, no stress – swap out their card for a fun dare or a group-approved challenge. Keep it fun, not forceful.

Stick to what the bar allows - be legends, not liabilities! No breaking stuff, respect the space, the staff and don't make it weird for other bar-goers. As this game was designed with bar crawls in mind, whenever the vibe says it's time to move venues…go with it!

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House rules = Your rules

Every bar, every crew, every night is different, so feel free to remix the rules - add your own penalties, flip penalties into challenges (or vice versa), invent new rules midgame or unleash full chaos mode…if that’s your vibe! This game’s just your starting lineup. The rest? That’s on you.

Playing at home? On a boat? In the middle of nowhere? No worries – THE GOAT the game is built for bar crawls but can be played literally anywhere. Some cards might need a little creative tweak to fit your location, so adapt as you need and keep the good times rolling.

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Don’t be a dick!

Most IMPORTANTLY…Keep it fun. Keep it safe. Respect your mates, your surroundings and yourself. Know your limits. Look out for each other – and for the love of GOAT, we hope you're wearing closed-toe shoes…otherwise that Shoey’s going to be extra spicy!

01

Title

Shuffle the Deck

Give the cards a good shuffle. The player who goes first is the youngest in the group. Play then continues in age order, from youngest to oldest. (Don’t think too hard...it’s a bar crawl, not a maths test! Just go with it).

02

Title

Take Turns Drawing Cards

On your turn, pick a card. It’s time to see what the bar gods have in store for you. Some challenges & penalties are hilarious out loud. Others? Not so much – they're better kept on the DL! So read the whole card in your head first – if it’s safe to say out loud and won’t ruin the challenge or penalty, go for it.

Otherwise, just go ahead and do the damn thing! Rise to the challenge, like the GOAT you are. If you fail the challenge, you must cop it on the chin & complete the penalty. Players cannot pull the same card twice in one session. Can't decide if someone did the challenge properly? Group vote decides if it counts - majority rules!

03

Title

Group Cards & Wildcards

Some cards involve the whole group, voting or public challenges. When these pop up, everyone gets involved. Don't be shy – you're in this together!

Title

Optional Rule: New World Order

The group picks a common word (like “drink” or “bar”), that no one can say for the remainder of the bar crawl. If you say it, you take a sip for each slip up.

Title

Optional Rule: Use Your Strong Hand

The group must only pick up drinks with their non-dominant hand. Slip up & use your usual hand? Whoops – take a sip!

04

Title

Winning: The game ends when…

The group completes the bar crawl route OR the majority decide it's time to pull up stumps & stop playing. Then the group vote collectively to pick the MVP, who will be crowned THE GOAT!!! 🐐

05

Title

Choose your vibe

Yes, cards have drinking penalties - but alcohol is 100% optional. Non-drinkers can sub in fitness dares, funny forfeits or whatever makes the group laugh! Pick your own adventure. Hydrate or dominate. Just chill & no peer pressure. If someone’s not feeling it, no stress – swap out their card for a fun dare or a group-approved challenge. Keep it fun, not forceful.

Stick to what the bar allows - be legends, not liabilities! No breaking stuff, respect the space, the staff & don't make it weird for other bar-goers. As this game was designed with bar crawls in mind, whenever the vibe says it's time to move venues…go with it!

06

Title

House rules = Your rules

Every bar, every crew, every night is different, so feel free to remix the rules - add your own penalties, flip penalties into challenges (or vice versa), invent new rules mid-game or unleash full chaos mode…if that’s your vibe! This game’s just your starting line-up. The rest? That’s on you.

Playing at home? On a boat? In the middle of nowhere? No worries – THE GOAT the game is built for bar crawls but can be played literally anywhere. Some cards might need a little creative tweak to fit your location, so adapt as you need & keep the good times rolling.

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Title

Don’t be a dick!

Most IMPORTANTLY…Keep it fun. Keep it safe. Respect your mates, your surroundings & yourself. Know your limits. Always look out for each other – AND for the love of GOAT, we hope you're wearing closed-toe shoes…otherwise that Shoey’s going to be extra spicy!

That’s it – Simple. Social. A little bit spicy, WITH GOAT-level antics to fuel the group chat for weeks!

You've got the cards. You've got the crew. Now hit the streets & unleash the good times! Grab a drink, draw a card & let the night begin…

Liability Waiver

By playing THE GOAT the game, you agree to the following:

Participation is 100% voluntary & at your own risk
You assume full responsibility for your actions & their consequences

The creators, distributors & affiliates of THE GOAT the game are not
responsible or liable for any of the following during or after gameplay:

Injuries (physical or emotional)
Property damage
Legal consequences (fines, venue bans, removal, etc.)
Any incidents resulting from misuse of the game

Use of this product constitutes a full waiver of liability against the
creators, distributors & any associated entities.

Stay Smart, Stay Safe

This game is about good times, not bad decisions.

Adults 18+/21+ (Check local laws)

Drink responsibly

Never drink alcohol & drive any mode of transport

Respect the venues, staff, your crew and strangers

Participation is voluntary and at your own risk

Don't pressure anyone & look out for each other – you’re a team

THE GOAT the game & its creators are not liable for any injuries, damages or legal consequences as results of playing this game

AND of course - Don't be a dick!

THE CREW HAS SPOKEN

What Real Players Are Saying

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

You Ask. We GOAT.

Do I need to drink to play?

Nope! Booze is totally optional – THE GOAT is just as fun with water, soft drink or whatever’s in your glass. Drinks or not, laughs are guaranteed. Play it your way, no pressure, just good times.

How many players do I need?

Ideally 3–12 players is the sweet spot, but don’t sweat it if your crew’s bigger - the more, the merrier! Hit the end of the deck? Shuffle, draw again & keep the fun-fest rolling. Every card’s a new chance to flex your wit, guts or charm. Swap challenges, play your way & carve your name into bar-crawl history.

Can I use it at a house party or somewhere chill?

Absolutely! THE GOAT works just as well at house parties, pre-drinks or a chill night with your crew. Sure, a few cards are bar-themed, but it’s your game – tweak it, swap it & play it your way. Loud or laid-back, it always brings the vibes.

What if I spill a drink on the cards?

Spilled a drink? Classic! Lucky for you the cards have a protective coating, so they can handle the occasional splash. Just wipe ’em off, let ’em dry, pretend it never happened & you’re back in the game.

If the cards take a full dunk (not ideal or recommended), wipe off any excess liquid & lay them flat to air dry. They might get a little battle-worn, but most will bounce back.

Is it easy to play?

Super easy. No confusing rules, no complicated setup - just shuffle the deck, draw a card & you’re straight into the action. It’s designed so you spend less time in the fine print, decoding instructions & more time making memories with your crew.

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